Thursday, December 23, 2010

Nic Cage as Santa Claus

Paul Cummins is a Coke pusher.  MERRY CHRISTMAS, GANG!

Nic Cage as Jack Skellington

Kiara Unosson just kidnapped Sandy Claws.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Nic Cage as Tasmanian Tiger

Nick Smith is the last of his kind.

Nic Cage as T-Pain

Sally Glass is on a boat.

Nic Cage as Albert Einstein

Andrew Brown is subtle, but he is not malicious.

Nic Cage as Princess Leia

Submitted by Frost who finds Hoth quite pleasant.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Nic Cage as Eleanor Abernathy aka Crazy Cat Lady

Cat Smith can sympathize.

Nic Cage as John "Hannibal" Smith, "Howling Mad" Murdock, B.A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus, and Templeton "Faceman" Peck

If no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Justin Bieber

Al Straggas's world 2.0

Nic Cage as Michael Scofield

Chuck Nunchuck has a map of every McDonald's in the US tattooed on his body.

Nic Cage as Pete Townshend and Roger Daltry

Al Straggas and Nick Baker sell out.

Nic Cage as Dr. Evil

If I had it, I'd give Paul Cummins one million dollars.

Nic Cage as Adam and God

The Creation of Brian Rooker.

Nic Cage as Arnold Judas Rimmer

Chris Albright may be red, but he is no dwarf.

Nic Cage as The Lieutenant

I'm sorry, Mike J. Hadfield.  I've done so many bad things...

Nic Cage as Alice Kim Cage

Brian Rooker is quite a looker.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Nic Cage as Klingon

Paul Cummins just threw up a chevwI' tlhoy', y'all.

Nic Cage as Jesus of Nazareth aka Jesus Christ aka Jesus aka J-Man

Anthony Green loves the little children, all the children of the world.

Nic Cage as Felipe Rose, Alex Briley, David "Scar" Hodo, Victor Willis, Randy Jones, and Glenn Hughes

Brian Rooker is a macho man.

Nic Cage as Yoko Ono and John Lennon

Imagine what Gareth Fisher could do with CS4.

Nic Cage as Rivers Cuomo

Trevor Betts has a box full of your toys.

Nic Cage as Morrigan

Anaka sent this in a dragon age ago.

Nic Cage as Michelle Bombshell McGee

Paul Cummins has a monster garage.

Nic Cage as Morrissey, Johnny Marr, Andy Rourke, and Mike Joyce

Submitted by Balding Celebrities, though Morrissey will never go bald.

Nic Cage as Taylor Swift

Imma let you finish, but Katie McGinnis had one of the greatest submissions of all time.  OF ALL TIME!

Nic Cage as Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Brett Menzie has a "power" haircut.

Nic Cage as Chad Kroeger, Ryan Peake, Mike Kroeger, and Daniel Adair

Can this post get more fans than Nickelback?!  Michael Link thinks so.

Nic Cage as Sir Sean Connery

Brian Rooker is mightier than the sword.

Nic Cage as Angus Young

For those named Paul Cummins, I salute you.

Nic Cage as Jeffree Star

Anna Draconida is queen of the internet.

Nic Cage as Nikki Sixx

Erik O' Connor is too fast for love.

Nic Cage as Alex Trebek

Who is Brian Rooker?

Nic Cage as Sitting Bull

David Smith's nickname is "Hunkpapa".  Look it up!

Nic Cage as Napoleon Dynamite

Anthony Green wants your tater tots.

Nic Cage as Mike Lowery and Marcus Burnett

Brian Rooker just got real.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Nic Cage as Jen Kornfeldt

Matt Monaco, did you know Tom Selleck was in this movie?  Can we get a Nic Cage as Tom Selleck with a waterfall and a sandwich or something?  I just made that up.

Nic Cage as Liza Minnelli

Matt Monaco rings them bells.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Nic Cage as Farrah Fawcett

Another one of Paul Cummins' angels.

Nic Cage as Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Submitted by Michael "Mohandas" Link.

Nic Cage as Rick Astley

Memphis just nic-rolled you.

Nic Cage as Brian Hugh Warner aka Marilyn Manson

Michael Link is a star, now, of the dope show.

Nic Cage as Mickey Mantle

With love, from Jack Sundrud.

Nic Cage as Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable

Katie McGinnis has the opening dance sequence memorized.

Nic Cage as The Thin Mints Girl

Mark Reynolds always buys at least 30 boxes.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Nic Cage as Arthas

WoW, Dillon Chance...just....WoW.

Nic Cage as Tobias Fünke

Ben Eagles been arrested.

Nic Cage as Dr. Eldon Tyrell

Diarmaid Hanly is more human than human.

Nic Cage as Buffalo Bill Cody

Submitted by Buck Hunter Paul Cummins.

Monday, June 14, 2010


Had to share this:

Such a fantastic idea.

Friday, June 11, 2010


...yeah, it's been quite a while.  Thanks for all your submissions and for making NiCAgE what it is today.  You're all fantastically creative, and I'm happy to have inspired so many.  I've been so busy promoting "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" and "Season of the Witch" and "Kick-Ass" that I haven't had a spare moment to post, but I haven't forgotten you.  Keep on keeping on.  Watch this space.  Love, Nic.